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Darth Maul

Many people argue that Darth Maul should have survived Episode I, but here's my theory.

Darth Maul had to die to show two things:
1) Obi Wan is a hard ass
2) Symmetry.

Now, the only thing that stops me is that Darth Maul does not look the way he does because it's his genes... no, those marks are tattooed onto his head... almost like George Washington, who had his face that we see tattooed on, when really he looked like Adrian Brody.

Darth Tyrranus may have sucked ass, but Maul needed to die. End of story.

dare I say I have no idea how this money thing works? But I have a feeling it's gonna rip my heart out at more than one point...

love, chris

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Friday. 1.6.12 4:10 am

What's up NuTang?

Did you miss me?

Yeah didn't think so.

ANYWHOODLES here's an update:

I am a pizza samurai (guy who makes good non-dominos/papa john's pizza) to pay for my gas money to go and do stand up comedy all over the .. well alright State of Maryland... and Virginia... sometimes Pennsylvania, and that one time in Massachusetts... holy shit am I on tour?

Anyway, just got back from a show in VA, I'm usually pretty hard on myself but these people were eating my shit up... which is good because I have been working this act for about 6 months, so I guess it's starting to come together.

Anyway, how are you NuTang? Regardless of how little you missed me I sure as shit missed you, so get at me.. let's talk.

Love and Kisses,

Chris

3 Comments.

Oh come on, some of us remember you. Maybe not in the sense where we're active mourning your absences, but it's not like you go unrecognized. :P

I'm curious about your comedy routine. Do you have any clips?
» randomjunk on 2012-01-06 01:23:40

you should print up your bit and hand 'em out as fliers.. just so everyone knows the punch line to your jokes before you tell them.. that way you'll get zero laughs and it'll be so much more funny that way. also, i like your avatar.
» ThisCharmingMan on 2012-01-07 09:52:17

no. we don't miss u. bwahahha! just kidding. i haven't seen u around.. so welcome to the family! (sorry if i'm late in welcoming or had welcomed u before since i left my brain in a ship)

would love to see ur performance! any chance?
» renaye on 2012-01-09 07:22:40

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